buying stuff online is fun

stupid birds that wake me up when im in bed

paper plates = no dishes

Michael Jackson has the best music videos ever.

dont drink and drive... you'll spill your beer

Word around the office is that you have a fat cock.

end of an era

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/SysT3n/necessities_only.jpg

"now remember, if you ever get married, as soon as you put the ring around her finger..kill her" -weird customer today

is there anything matlock cant solve?