jesus likes the electric guitar

Apparently, the "compton effect" doesn't have to do with Ice Cube, or even rap at all. Amazing what you can learn by studying.

shot down in flames

what do your face and my foot have in common?
Keep talkin that shit and you'll find out

the new pope looks just like the last one only with out the hunch back

Its a perfect day for punching kids.

TV dinners..where else can i get corn in my brownies

So I was walking to class through the parking lot when I saw her. A pen some careless person dropped. Definatly is their loss. Probably one of the sweetest pens i've ever owned. I think the text on the side of the pen says it all "extra fine."

Semester is almost over, 36 days left. about 25 school days.

why does healthy food always taste nasty. BLAH @ regular plain oatmeal! BLAH i say! BLAH!

facts about life:

married people are responsable
old people are the coolest

mondays suck, 12 hours of school