i bet you cried when bambi's mother died

sisters home from college for the weekend and you know what that means. Yup, i gotta eat all the good food before she can get to it.

for free dirt call a pool company

semesters half over

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - If you've noticed that your Jack Daniel's is carrying a little less kick these days, you're probably right. The famed "sippin' whiskey," which advertises a recipe traced back to the nation's first registered distillery, has lowered the alcohol content of its flagship brand, Old No.7 Black Label ( Read more... )

i lie to myself

Your pirate name is:

Black Morty Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! Leave a comment

hey, buddy, don’t you be no square.
If you can’t find a partner use a wooden chair.

dont keep jacksons in your wallet

wendy's chicken nuggets rule