A friend of mine just reminded me of how important it is to keep in touch with those you love. I got call from nestie the other day to tell me that her father just died. It was totally unexpected and sudden. You can get the whole story by checking her LJ if you are interested. The point is, you never know what could happen or when. Spend all the time you ( Read more... )

If you live an average lifespan, you'll spend a total of about six months on the toilet.

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Yesterday wa a fairly hectic day for me. I totally overbooked myself (I know how Romanzseer feels). My mother wanted me to go to the movies with her to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because my niece is staying with her for the weekend. Fortunately I was able to put this off till today, which helped to alleviate some of the stress from yesterday ( Read more... )

Each employee at Ben & Jerry's headquarters gets three pints of free ice cream a day.

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True Ethical Slut
Whoa! You scored 27 Sluttiness Points and 16 Ethics Points! Interesting...

Doesn’t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world ( Read more... )

A lot of people complain that I don't update my journal enough. Sometimes it is because I don't have time to sit at the computer, sometimes it is because I don't have anything to say and other times it is because the things in my head are sooo jumbled that there is no way I can possibly put them in a way that makes sense. So for those of you who ( Read more... )

It take 4000 grains of sugar to fill a teaspoon.

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HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 95%

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your ( Read more... )

Thank you all for your responses and support. I really just needed to get alot of crap off my chest apparently. Until last night I didn't even realize it was all running through my mind. I got to sleep at 5am last night, and I slept till 4pm today. I feel alot better, and of course knowing I have friends who give a shit helps alot too. I think that ( Read more... )

The weight of the sits on my chest. It's hard to breath. Memories, both good and bad, rush through my mind. It's hard to sleep. Tears sting my eyes. If only it would all stop. Can't think, can't type, can't sleep, can't feel. If life is what you make of it then why does it always seem so fucked up. Does that make me a fuck up? What about the things ( Read more... )