The worst thing anyone has ever said to me on a first date

[ctoner]

"I used to have a tongue ring, but then I was making out with this guy and he swallowed it."

Comments

[liarxagerate]

Between this and the areola post you are on an unparalleled streak of livejournal brilliance. The only thing that could make your recent output better is if that guy pulled off a mask and all of a sudden it was revealed that Barack tweaked your nipple.

[anonymous]

casey-
barf.
-kristen