Trade Ya?

[ctph]

the rats in austin get bigger and uglier every year

this one demands food and has its own bed in my house...

Comments

[thewhitness]

you horrible bastard! how can you say that about darling gorilla!?!?!

[savemesailor]

damn that thing is ugly. i never knew rats could fart.

[thisbloodygame]

You're a jerk.

When I get back we can dress up in J.Crew clothes and walk him/her around the park and talk about our fake jobs as graphic designers and ad representatives and then we'll go get margaritas at some bullshit tex-mex restaurant and then go home and watch shitty movies like "Shall We Dance?" but on Sundays we'll watch football to make up for all the chick-flicks. Won't it be fun being fake Austin yuppies? We could even get a loft apartment and an SUV!