One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer

[ctuagent88]

MAN, WHAT A KICK ASS DAY! I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENSE AND MARTHA STEWART IS GOING TO PRISON!!!!!!!

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[shinyobject]

drive on over here, we'll drink to the downfall of dust ruffles.

[dontlikevain]

Martha has been sentenced to five months in a minimum security prison that is known for strip searches, because they are trying to keep the weapons rate down. And then five months house arrest with that funny little ankle thing that they put on them to track them........she will not be allowed to wear any of her old clothes while under house arrest because metal buttons or heavy metal zippers could effect the monitor anklet, so she will be decked out in strethy pants and a t-shirt for ten months. While in prison, she will be on kitchen duty for three days and then garden (landscapping) duty for the rest of the week. She will be paid 14-20 cents an hour for her labor, and if she refuses to work, she will be put in solitary confindment

[ctuagent88]

That's pretty much how I feel about it. I have no sympathy for her.

[pianofingers23]

Ok this has nothing to do with the subject, but could you please add me to your friends list (that is if you still want me on it)?

Sincerely,
Kim

[colemansellers]

Is this Arthur Cook-Bremer?

[ctuagent88]

yeah

[colemansellers]

What's up big A? Long time no see buddy. How's ASMS treatin ya?

[ctuagent88]

Um... things could be better, but right now I'm getting by alright. How's college?