Death... and taxes

[cubano4382]

So I finally got paid my first paycheck on the FEMA job. Three weeks of work translated to a whopping $3,700+. That's damn good money, and it was very well appreciated by my bank account, let.me.tell.you

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[adupont]

I’ve begun to appreciate Texas for having no state income tax. That said, it does make things tricky when the state has, like, no money. I’d pay a state income tax if it meant our motherfucking public schools could get some cash.

Also, you have a few legitimate excuses for the romantic dry spell: you just moved, you’re working your ass off, etc. I have no excuses; I live in a city that was called the “best town for singles” several years ago by some magazine. Any honey would looooooove to get with this. [Points to crotch area]

[cubano4382]

Indeed.