Ares: The Practical Art of War

May 31, 2008 16:31

So kasugai_gummie and butterflycages have dragged me into a new fandom.

Title: The Practical Art of War
Author: Reston
Summary: Icarus and Mikael, plus Icarus’s idea of pillow talk. Non-canonical campaign, mostly written to service the scenario-forgive me?
Warnings: Suggestions of sex. This is actually pretty tame for me. *g*

“What would it take to make you join me?” Icarus had said. )

ares, slash

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kasugai_gummie May 31 2008, 21:04:50 UTC
I've told you just how happy the pillow-stratagem makes me. I'm still upset that Mikael and Icarus never do team up though. They could've seriously steamrolled their entire fucking world, no sweat. Mikael could be king and Icarus his general. Seriously.

I demand my Mikael & Baruna pr0nz nao.

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cubicle_days May 31 2008, 21:16:34 UTC
Holy CRAP you're fast. *g*

Dude, Mikael and Icarus together would so totally be "OH PUH-LEAZE, WE OWN THE WORLD. JUST STFU ALREADY." Unfortunately, Mikael's role in this series is to be the ruiner--or maker, come to think of it--of fannish dreams. (He's a one man fanon-Jossing machine! Is fanon-Jossing an oxymoron?)

And I'm working on it, all right?! Okay?! You're so pushy!

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kasugai_gummie May 31 2008, 21:48:02 UTC
I AM LIKE YOUR PORNY THOUGHTS. I FLIT UNERRINGLY THROUGH YOUR BRAIN... I see you deleted a word.

Fanon-Jossing is--I'm not sure actually. Probably not, since Jossing by definitely is when canon overturns your fanon like an unwanted stepchild.

I'll also have you know that I'm drawing Ares right now. Right now.

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kasugai_gummie May 31 2008, 21:53:05 UTC
*Jossing by definition. DEFINITION.

God, I need to go... walk. Or something. OTL

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butterflycages May 31 2008, 21:56:56 UTC
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE US LIKE A BAD RASH. XDDD

Brilliant, brilliant job. Heh, if this is Icarus' pillow-talk, can you imagine Mikael's? Their foreplay would probably be chess or something.

As for them teaming up, I'm sorry I misled you! But that's what AUs are for! Like if Mikael succeeded in taking over Chronos.

...wait, he'd probably kill Icarus. Dangit.

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kasugai_gummie May 31 2008, 22:04:02 UTC
YOU BROKE MY HEART OKAY? I WAS SO GEARED AND READY FOR SOME KICKASS MIKAEL AND ICARUS "OUR-BRAINS-COMBINED-WILL-MAKE-YOU-CRY" ACTION. BUT NO. :( YOU CREATOR OF EASILY DASHED AND MISERABLE DREAMS.

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butterflycages May 31 2008, 22:06:52 UTC
FINE! FINE! I DRAW YOU MIKAEL/ICARUS OKAY?!! WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?!!!

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kasugai_gummie May 31 2008, 22:08:42 UTC
::hisses:: No. You have to draw me an orgy.

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len_yan June 1 2008, 02:29:00 UTC
oohhh this was a great read~ i can totally see them doing that. (yes yes, dream on;;; )
i can never get enough of good ares fiction~

also. i have to say the comment-conversations of you ladies make a whole new fic to me. a crack one♥

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cubicle_days June 1 2008, 02:52:29 UTC
Hi! kasugai_gummie and butterflycages keep on telling me about your art, and they're right--it's wonderful stuff. Nice to meet you! :)

I'm glad you liked the fic, and I'm glad you're amused by our comment convos. My friends and I, uh. We say some pretty crazy stuff. (But naturally they're much crazier than me. *g*)

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butterflycages June 1 2008, 03:02:42 UTC
LIES! YOU FILL 75% OF OUR QUOTE BOOK!

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cubicle_days June 1 2008, 03:07:17 UTC
WELL, FRESHMAN YEAR I WAS YOUNG AND DEFENSELESS, AND YOU PEOPLE TOOK HORRIBLE ADVANTAGE!

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kye_kestrel June 2 2008, 05:31:18 UTC
Normally I'd make an effort to say something nice about the grammar and the characterization and the writing style of a fic I really, really liked, but my brain sort of went blank in bliss at the image of Icarus tracing battle strategies out on Mikael's bare back. Can I just say that I love this and leave it at that? :'D

Well, I was sort of expecting Icarus to bring Mikael's butt into the conversation somewhere, but it's still awesome this way. XD

Also, This is actually pretty tame for me. - Does this mean that we'll get to see something less tame in the future? X3

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cubicle_days June 2 2008, 18:24:25 UTC
Aww, thank you! *g* I really appreciate it.

There is, well. Porn in the pipeline. There is in fact quite a bit of porn in the pipeline. You can blame this all on kasugai_gummie, who has been nagging me like the tiny biting buzzing thing she undoubtedly was in her past life.

And I had seriously considered introducing the butt somewhere. I just, uh, refrained out of respect for Icarus's incredibly lofty mind. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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I stalk your slash clareesespieces August 6 2008, 01:58:41 UTC
Dear Honey, I love the slash, I just resent you for not sending it to me sooner. :)
<3
Me

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