1. The best friend a guy could ever have. You go FP!
2. Somethign tells me there are hot (but it's a dry heat) bears in my future.
3. Somebody needs to teach me how to drive stick.
4. No comment can express my feelings for you.
5. To one impaired guy to another..great knowning there are others like me out there.
6. Poly isn't just the name of an anoying parrot anymore.
7. It still baffles me that you go to Nevada to go out on the town.
8. Breafast in bed, or a 12 inch wand.
9. If I ever go to Wal-Mart and hear a voice in the clothign racks...watch out!
10. If you ever hurt her, the gay maffia will be all over you.
11. One of the funniest and most creative ones out there.
12. I could chat away with you boy for hours, if only the phone were available.
13. So young. So much ahead of him. So addicted!
14. Newest member of the Ass Cream and Crazy Pills gang.
15. I admire the devotion with which you serve.