so its been a while, but i finally have enuff time in the damn internet to bitch about something to my faithful listeners. ok, so last night me and mark went to a show that was supposed to be amazing. that was our first mistake, expectations ruin everything. ok, so first off we miss the exit and it takes us forever to realize we missed it, so by ( Read more... )

ok, sorry i havent updated in a bit, its cuz my buttfucking roommate is taking our money but not paying the bills with that money, then completely lying to us when we ask if he's paid it off and we totally konw he's lying cuz he's just making up figures, what a buttfuck. anyways, on a "completely unrelated topic" i hate phony's. seriously, its ( Read more... )

OK, first off, does anyone know if they actually make that thing that is in the one simpsons episode where homer makes his food into bar form. he condenses 5 pounds of spaghetti to a small bar and just eats it, where rainer wolfcastle is his trainer, cuz food in bar form unleashes its 'awesome powers'. anyways that would be awesome. i cant wait ( Read more... )

ok, so i was thinking about this one time when i was driving down to BEERoria by myself, have u ever looked out the window when you're driving and realized how many things you get so close to but will never touch or have, and this is not a metaphor for life, i mean physically. for instance, the road that you drive on, your feet are a meer 8 to 10 ( Read more... )

So i was down in BEERoria yesterday and decided i didnt want to stay down for the weekend alone so i made my roommate Koz drive me home, and he did, so i got to chill with my homeys. man, el burrito gets better and better every time i come home. new years sucked, i was assured of a big party, which the oposite happened, it just goes to show how ( Read more... )

so i went to the 18+ LBC show down at the HOB on Dec 26 with mark and his friend steve. it was an amazing show, they played 40/80 which mark assured me they wouldnt, and it rocked the heezy fo' sheezy. i hadnt really heard any of their new shit either, and it was also rockin. dec 27 i went to a wedding with lauren which was a blast. me and this ( Read more... )