EHFFFF-YEEEEEW Elisabeth Hasselbeck and all your hyper-persecuted skinny folk.

please leave your head firmly shoved up your ass where it belongs.

Tom and I share our itunes library. So, whenever I put it on shuffle, I get an interesting mix. These are the last 20 songs my ipod played. Can you tell which ones are his and which ones are mine? Whenever we drive anywhere he claims it plays moreof my music, and I always claim it plays his more ( Read more... )

I got an email from Washington State, first off, I was surprised they were even hiring, but they wanted a resume, a state application, references, and a copy of my degrees(which they called diploma?) So I send it all, and they say, we still need a copy of your degree. I thought I had sent it ( Read more... )

there were several people in the meeting whom I recognized from the Tea-Party. 'Cept, they were here to show support for the county to give more money to a Homeless Inititiative, and they wanted the county to just give them a building, and pledge more monetary assistance ( Read more... )

I think the same people who were here protesting the titty-bar, are the same people who would burn a cross in a front-yard if a black family moved to their street. Or would be up in arms if a gay couple moved to the area ( Read more... )

I would have loved it, that when they brought out Sherri Shepherd's cake on The View, one of them should have been a flat earth. Yanno, bc it's eathday, and cakes are typically flat, not bc the thinks the earth is flat. BC noone in this day and age would ever actually believe the earth is flat.........wait, what? She said it was? oh? Well, guess ( Read more... )

Waterboarding is TORTURE, PROSECUTE THE FUCKERS!

off to Lawrence/KC for a long weekend, oh and some little pesky conference I have to go to.

See you all in like 4 or 5 days.....the rents house in Lawrence, it don't have interwebs!!!

i just sent a text to my grandma, mind you I wasn't trying to even text her, that went something like this, "hey man, Jeff here from wichita, just checkin to see if your number is right".

She's gonna be so confused, lol.

ice cream cake, ice cream cake, ow! my teeth, ow! my teeth, too cold, too cold.

yum, I heart you dairy queen