Title: Rendezvous
Author: WolfPilot06
Pairing: SasuNaru, no da.
Warnings: Language, lemon/lime, yaoi, dur.
Notes: Completely random, written on the spot, and inspired, largely, by the spoiler picture from the next chapter of the manga. :) I'm way out of practice, and this is really random. Um. Enjoy!
"Stop slobbering all over me, idiot."
Naruto paused long enough in his ministrations to level an annoyed glare up at Sasuke, who was staring at the ceiling with that same infuriatingly bland look on his face. He growled and bit Sasuke's nipple hard, and was gratified to see Sasuke flinch.
"Shut up." he growled, and went back to terrorizing the expanse of Sasuke's chest with his teeth and tongue. "You're the one who wanted to do this. I'll do it my fucking way."
The dark-haired man just sighed heavily and tilted his head back to gaze out the window. Naruto worried at his nipple again, but couldn't get anything more than an irritated twitch from his would-be lover this time.
"Just get to it, stupid," Sasuke finally snapped, and shoved Naruto's head down with his right hand. Naruto snarled and bit him - hard - at the pale strip of flesh just above his groin, getting a smack to the head this time.
"Fuck you, bastard. I'm doing you a favor; if you wanted a fucking prostitute, you should've just gone and gotten one."
"They're expensive. You're easy." Sasuke retorted, frowning at the waterstains spidered across the wall and wincing when Naruto bit him again, his teeth dangerously close to sensitive bits now. "Watch it."
"You watch it." Finally losing his temper, Naruto sat back on his heels, settling over Sasuke's legs as he crossed his arms over his chest indignantly. "Listen, you fucking bastard, you pop up in my apartment at four-fucking-thirty in the morning and demand I suck you off, but when I try to get to it, you're like, 'nooo, do it this way' , 'nooo, do it that way'. Do you want me to do this or not?"
Sasuke just glared at the ceiling, his bottom lip caught hard between his teeth.
"Thought so. So shut the fuck up." And he went back to gnawing at Sasuke's stomach with the intensity of a jack terrier. Sasuke put up with being a chewtoy for about another thirty seconds, his frustration building with every teasing nibble of Naruto's teeth, and finally decided that enough was enough.
"Listen, forget - ah!" His back arched suddenly as Naruto's lips closed over him, the sudden unexpected warmth driving a streak of pleasure straight up his spine. "Fuck - Naruto!"
Naruto pulled back long enough to grin toothily up at the stunned expression on Sasuke's face.
"That's kind of the idea."
Before Sasuke could gather enough wits to retort, Naruto dipped his head again, the dizzying ecstasy brought about by his lips and tongue - why Sasuke had ever thought to insult them, he couldn't remember - driving Sasuke beyond coherence as he gasped and writhed, kept in place only by the steely grip of Naruto's hands on his hips.
A brief, thrilling eternity later, he came hard in Naruto's mouth, groaning as the feel of Naruto's throat working around him coaxed every drop from him, leaving him sated and boneless in the wake of his orgasm. Dazed, he barely noticed as Naruto licked him delicately clean, the rasp of his tongue almost too much for his overly sensitive skin, and sat up, regarding him with amused blue eyes.
"Good enough for you, bastard?" he chuckled, the familiar insult more warm and affectionate than truly offensive. Sasuke mumbled something, his face pressed against the pillow, and threw the other pillow at Naruto blindly. "Heh. Guess so."
Yawning and stretching the kinks from his back, Naruto rose and ambled towards the bathroom.
"You know the way out," he said, voice casual, not a trace of guilt or longing or desire in his voice. And that was the only reason Sasuke kept coming back, sneaking past Konoha's defenses for these brief late-night trysts. He lay on the bedcovers for a long time, recovering, or so he told himself, and listened to the steady hiss of the shower. For a moment, he thought of opening the door to the bathroom and slipping into the shower, kneeling on the wet linoleum tiles and taking Naruto's hand away, taking him into his mouth and driving him to the same dizzying heights of ecstasy Naruto had brought him to, until the blond man was swearing and begging him to finish it, his hair pulled tight by strong hands and the satisfying weight of him in his throat, in his mouth, between his lips -
When Naruto finally emerged from the bathroom, Sasuke was gone.
**Wolf**