Food Porn

[cuddles_and_jam]

Title: Food Porn
Rating: NC-17?
Characters/Pairings: John/Sherlock
Warnings: See summary.
Summary: Minifill for this prompt: http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/9640.html?thread=47297448#t47297448

John is a jar of jam, Sherlock is a pot of Bovril, together

Comments

[anonymous]

So many memorable phrases in so few words. I would just have "Bovrilock and Jamn" framed and hung up to represent them all. But the question is: should it be in the kitchen or the bedroom?

If I close one eye and squint this almost reads like an ad for spreads, and if I close my other eye and tilt my head back a bit it reads like a filthy porn. Love it! XD

[cuddles_and_jam]

Hee, thank you! This might be my most ridiculous crackporn yet.

[zevbaldwin]

Short, but porn! Prefect!

[cuddles_and_jam]

Thank you! :)