Johnny and the Jizz Jam Factory

[cuddles_and_jam]

Title: Johnny and the Jizz Jam Factory
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: John, Sherlock, Sally, Lestrade, Molly, Jim
Warnings: Cracky off-screen character deaths, Wonka-esque abuse of workers. Everything else is both edible and absolutely disgusting.
Summary: Sherlock Holmes is the proprietor of the most cumdiddlyumptious factory in London.

Comments

[anonymous]

I love your jamniverse too much that it cannot be good for my health. (Yours is the only take I accept of the fanon "John likes jam.")

This kinda-children's-but-not-really story is what Richard Brook the children's tv actor would write after retirement; Very Edward Gorey! Sherlock would be tending to his bees in Sussex, and I think it is clear whose retirement plan tops.

Sherlock is spectacularly insane here- I thoroughly enjoyed reading all the details of Sherlock's products. And Johnny would live with Sherlock jammily ever after. What else can I hope for? Lovely.

[cuddles_and_jam]

Richard Brook, author of semen-drenched children's books. I love it. :D And thank you very much!

[zevbaldwin]

Great!

[cuddles_and_jam]

:D