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[cuddlesquid]

So I'm a little better--I had my uncle take me to the Minute Clinic so a doctor could tell me I wasn't dying, which I really needed--but my sinuses are still going "LOL NO" at me so I'm having a hard time concentrating on writing these assignments for class and FACTORING THESE GODDAMN TRINOMIALS >:( But thanks for the well wishes, guys, I

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[selve]

For a minute there I thought you were referring to Anita Baker and I was like...I know smoove jazz is offensive on the level of dentist-office art, but WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO QUEERS?

Have you tried the

[cuddlesquid]

Just so there can be a character named Luka...who lives on the second floor.OH YEAH SHE LIVES UPSTAIRS FROM ME

[selve]

Hey, uh, I puked this week too! \o/ God, this attempt at bonding sounds like ballerina locker-room conversation. D:

LOLOL ANNAKIN. I just..love this Chosen One bs pregnancy scenario so much. :') And then Hana/Leia becomes the hottest thing ever holy jesus fuck. Even though I actually do like it as het (IT WAS YOU WHO WROTE PEGGING MAJOR LEIA FOR YULETIDE WASN'T IT OF COURSE IT WAS).

...and now I'm trying to imagine the entire Star Wars universe shrunk to the dimensions of a dilapidated tenement, wherein dwell all the characters, and it's like a dysfunctional kitchen-sink drama and Jabba wears a wife-beater and never leaves the couch...so lolariously horrible. WHEN YOU'RE TEMPTED TO WRITE STAR WARS EPICS JUST THINK OF THIS ATROCITY, IT WILL ACT AS AVERSION THERAPY, I GUARANTEE.

EDITED FOR READING AND VIEWING COMPREHENSION FAIL. Just...disregard that. OK, back to bed.

[cuddlesquid]

LOLOL ANNAKIN.

I HAD ALSO CONSIDERED ANNAKIN PURPOSELY MAKING HERSELF PREGNANT AT THE SAME TIME AS SHE MADE PADME PREGNANT

AND THEN WHEN LADY!OBI-WAN CUTS OFF ALL HER LIMBS

SHE THINKS SHE'S LOST THE BABBY BECAUSE THE EMPRESS TELLS HER SO BUT THE ATTENDING OR WHATEVER ACTUALLY SAVES IT AND GIVES IT OXYGEN AND THEN GIVES IT TO LADY!BEN

except then Luka and Leia wouldn't technically be sisters, and I really like them being actual blood family, so never mind.

I ACTUALLY DID NOT WRITE PEGGING MAJOR LEIA FOR YULETIDE BUT I DID WRITE IT FOR THE PORN BATTLE :D? :D? :D?

God, this attempt at bonding sounds like ballerina locker-room conversation. D:

I have heard that this doesn't happen so much anymore (take a look at Ulyana Lopatinka, that lady is fucking gorgeous and sleek as all hell) but lolololol iawtc D:

Jabba wears a wife-beater and never leaves the couch

And then Chewie, Leia, and Han gang up on him and kill him for jerking off into one of Leia's socks.

...YES AVERSION THERAPY, OF COURSE.