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[cuddlycthulhu]

Man
tries to break into neighbor's home and informs the police that Croatian
Walruses are after him.

That's right, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!

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Comments

[vulpine137]

The article seems to be lacking in walruses...

[cuddlycthulhu]

It's an inside joke. An online friend once, while drunk, claimed that people needed to be racist against some group of people and so he was going to be racist toward Croatians whose slur he decided was "walrus".

[vulpine137]

Oh ok. I was really wondering what drugs the guy was on to worry about a specific ethnicity of walrus...