"We
musn't accept homosexuality or ducks will rise higher than us on the
evolutionary ladder," says badly homeschooled fourteen-year old who says
she doesn't believe in evolution.

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Jumping fucking Jesus Christ this week ( Read more... )

Ren's Ultimate Debate Drinking Game (compiled from all the other drinking ( Read more... )

Automatic
sperm extractors, because fuck you.

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Texan
lynches invisible Obama (i.e. a chair)

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Looks like my fifteen minutes of Internet fame still isn't up.

You know, I knew it was going to be a fucking awesome wedding, and it was, but I didn't know it'd show up in the god damn New York TimesIt's a little weird that my officiant's speech, and the vows my wife and I used for each other, have been reused by other couples. I mean, wouldn't ( Read more... )

So, I can announce here because they announced there:

Your Book is Why Daddy Drinks will be doing a live podcast recording at Convolution 2012.Come watch Tyler and I, along with Dan Morgan (the guy who did the epic reading for Ghost), Edward Pizzini (a fellow performer of Dan's at Mad Sal's Tavern), and maybe one more (if she says yes...) do a ( Read more... )

Suddenly, I'm actually quite terrified of Tom Bombadil.

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Proving the acronym right, Drunk
driver drinking while driving while drifting at 120 while Tweeting final
tweet ends in #YOLO just before spectacular, five-person fatality crash.

And then his lord majesty Darwin did proclaim, "You have chosen...poorly."

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