Assorted Fandoms Fic - Swiss Army Man, Dragnet, Jeeves & Wooster
Dancing And Singing And Farting
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Characters/Pairings: Manny/Hank Thompson, Chrissie, Sarah, Cop
Word Count: 1,489
Genres: Unabashed schmoop, hurt/comfort, necrophilia (kinda), mild slash
Summary: The movie is about a man lost in the wilderness and the dead body he rides to safety like a jet-ski. Hank teaches Manny about life, Manny teaches Hank that farting is nothing to be ashamed of, and they fall in love. Hank dresses as Sarah, the woman he was too afraid to talk to, to teach Manny how to talk to girls. It's just that weird. This is what happened after the movie ended.
Part 1 of the After Verse
Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part One
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part One
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Manny, Hank
Word Count: 1,789
Genres: Humor, Smut, Crossdressing (sorta), Fluff
Summary: Now that Hank and Manny are on their own, Manny wants to have sex. But is it okay for guys to kiss? Hank freaks out. So Manny talks to "Sarah".
Part 2 of the After Verse
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part Two
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part Two
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Manny, Hank
Word Count: 1,389
Genres: Angst, Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Gender Confusion
Summary: "Sarah" is reading Manny "Gone With The Wind". "She" and Manny have a conversation about love, but when they start kissing, Hank becomes "Sarah" and freaks out.
How can you have a love triangle when there are only two people?
Part 3 of the After Verse
Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part Three
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part Three
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Manny, Hank
Word Count: 1,500
Genres: Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Schmoop
Summary: In the aftermath of their quarrel about Sarah, Hank figures out an ingenious way to take Manny's mind off of it.
Part 4 of the After Verse
Adventures In Manny Sitting
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Adventures In Manny Sitting
Rating: PG-13 for nudity
Genre: Gen
Characters: Manny, Hank, OMC
Pairings: Manny/Hank
Word Count: 3,200
Part 5 of the After Verse
Even though this is part of the After Verse, it's not a continuation of "Sex Lessons With Sarah". This is a stand-alone.
Summary: Hank takes Manny to a playground in the middle of the night. Then they break into the mens locker room so Hank can give Manny a shower.
The Return of Sarah
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Pairing: Hank/Manny
Characters: Hank, Manny
Rating: R
Word Count: 2458
Summary: Despite not wanting to, Hank returns as "Sarah". He's in for a very nice surprise.
Part 6 of the After Verse
Don't Overthink Things
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Genre: Fluff, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1852
Summary:
Late one night, Manny asks Hank to teach him how to masturbate. Despite the issues this brings up for Hank, he helps out his friend. When it's Hank's turn, he has a problem until Manny sings to him, "so you won't overthink things".
Part 7 of the After Verse
The Swiss Army Man Fic Writer Has Left The Building
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Pairing: Hank/ Manny
Characters: Hank, Manny, Writer's Brother, Writer's Mother
Genre: Crack
Warning: homosexual slurs
Summary:
In which the writer gets stalled and imagines Hank and Manny dealing with her family.
Part 8 of the After Verse (sort of)
Hank And Manny's Excellent Adventure, Part One
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Characters, Pairing: Hank, Manny
Genre: Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2641
Summary: Winter is coming. It's time for Hank and Manny to leave the woods. Fortunately, Hank has picked an empty beach house, with a special surprise for Manny.
Part 9 of the After Verse
Hank and Manny's Excellent Adventure, Part Two
Fandom: Swiss Army Many
Pairing: Hank/Manny
Characters: Hank, Manny, Police Officers
Genre: Drama
Rating: Gen
Word Count: 1382
Summary:Hank and Manny wake up to find unwelcome visitors.
Readers have wondered if Manny is still dead. He's alive. And I can't believe I just wrote about a character, "if Manny is still dead". GOD I love this movie!
Part 10 of After Verse
The One Person You Want To Spend The Rest Of Your Life With
Pairing: Hank/Manny
Characters: Hank, Manny
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2938
Summary: Hank and Manny explore the beach house. Manny sees himself in a mirror for the first time and freaks out. Manny wants Hank to give him a blow job, but Hank can only do it as "Sarah". Smut ensues.
Part 11 of After Verse
I Carry A Badge
Fandom: Dragnet
Genre: Comedy, PWP
Word count: 588
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Friday and Gannon have a slow afternoon
Written forkaraokegal's "Come As You're Not Costume Challenge 2012"
Jeeves And The Inexplicable Fires
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters: Bertie Wooster, Reginald Jeeves, Oofy Prosser, OMCs
Genre: Crack
Word Count
Rating: PG-13
Jeeves is an arsonist...for Bertie's own good, of course. Bertie is clueless, as usual.
Jeeves And The Hardboiled Eggs
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters: Bertie Wooster, Reginald Jeeves
Pairing: Bertie Wooster/Reginald Jeeves
Genre: Comedy
Word Count: 3137
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When he discovers Jeeves's hidden talent, Bertie makes a wager. And the word "balls" gets used a great deal.
The 3A Berkeley Mansions Literary Society
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Genre: Comedy, Dialogue Fic
Rating: PG
Summary: A series of literary drabbles, wherein Bertie and Jeeves discuss great works of Western literature.
Jeeves And The Chorus Girl, or, Nietzsche And The Spirit of The Dance
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Pairing: Bertie Wooster/Reginald Jeeves, Bertie/OMC, Bertie/OFC
Characters: Bertie Wooster, Jeeves, Freddie Widgeon, Oofy Prosser, Other Wodehouse characters, OFCs, OMCs
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Het, Slash
Word Count: 85, 427 Novel length
Rating: PG - NC-17
Summary: Bertie is dallying with a chorus girl. Jeeves is not happy. In fact, he's jealous. Who knew that such an involvement would lead to so many complications? Who knew that Jeeves had a secret reason for being unavailable?
Who knew Oofy Prosser could be persuaded to produce a West End musical? And why does Bertie always have to be Ginger Rogers?
Jeeves And The Evil Biscuit Jar
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Characters: Bertie, Jeeves
Genre: Dialogue fic, Crack
Rating: G
Word count: 1254
Summary: Bertie wins a Mickey Mouse biscuit (cookie) jar in a raffle. Jeeves has a very strange reaction. He has a Mickey Mouse phobia.
The Mating Call Of The Northeastern Screech Owl
Chapters: 13
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster, Jeeves - P.G. Wodehouse
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences For Now
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bertram "Bertie" Wooster/Reginald Jeeves
Characters: Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Reginald Jeeves, Mr. Coneybear, Other Male Characters
Written for the Jeeves & Wooster Gift Exchange 2018 for ricketybridge
Bertie didn't mean to drag Jeeves to a bachelor party to perform bird calls. But these things happen.
Tags and ratings adjusted as the story goes on!
Jeeves And The Unusual Situation
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster, Jeeves - P.G. Wodehouse
Rating: NC-17
Relationships: Bertie Wooster/Jeeves
Characters: Bertie Wooster, Jeeves
Word Count: 4216
Genre: Slash
Summary:
Becoming intimate with one’s employer-or any member of an employer’s family-is a temptation some of my fellows in service have been unable to resist. I had been able to avoid this temptation in the past. But dressing and undressing Mr. Wooster, smelling his unique scent, feeling his flesh beneath my fingers as I slid his socks on and clipped his sock garters, proved a daily struggle between duty and desire.
Jeeves is having a terrible day.