Seventh Dark Hole [Phone]

[cueballer]

[Voice;]It seems everyone is getting ready for a party. A homecoming ball, as you call it. I have never heard of such an occassion, but it doesn't even take omniscience to figure out what you are all going on about. As a host of many parties, I have decided to generously educate you all on proper etiquette during an occasion such as this.. If you

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[queenofscarlet]

My goodness, I must admit I am rather impressed. This truly is sound advice to give.

[cueballer]

Of course it is. I would not give advice that is unsound or with devious intent. Your thanks are humbling.

[lol not really.]

[queenofscarlet]

Praise should only be given to those who deserve it, and your advice certainly does. I did not think anyone even knew what it meant to be a gentleman these days.

[cueballer]

Oh, I dread the day when I become the last gentleman in the galaxy. It is a true shame when beings, of any species, do not know how to act in a proper manner to those around them.

[queenofscarlet]

Unfortunately, those I have met in this place have led me to believe that knowing proper manners and behavior is a rare occurrence.

[cueballer]

I apologize for those people. It isn't your fault that they are idiots.

[queenofscarlet]

You needn't apologize for those heathens, but the sentiment is appreciated all the same.

[cueballer]

Then, I apologize that you have been scorned by the so-called heathens.

[queenofscarlet]

Might I ask what you think of the inhabitants here? It is not so often I manage to find company worth speaking with.

[cueballer]

The ones who I have made contact with can only be labeled with a certain designation of role. One which I am very accustomed to finding and speaking with. It has not brought any displeasure, but that does not change the fact of the matter. Fools, who do not foresee the consequences of their actions or realize that they walk a careful line crafted for them.

I call those people suckers.

[queenofscarlet]

"Suckers"...? [Okay she laughs.] What a terribly fitting name.

[cueballer]

There is no other term I would use to describe them. No other term quite fits.

[queenofscarlet]

It is certainly one of the most fitting I have heard.

[cueballer]

I'm glad you agree. Ah, and where are my manners today? I am Doc Scratch. Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

[queenofscarlet]

Rachel Alucard. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Doc Scratch.