You Couldn't Make This Shit Up If You Tried

[cuervolinda]

I always said I married Monkey because he was the funniest person I ever met.
Love Thy Neighbor
by spaderboy

Comments

[fabunobo]

I must insist that you post this in the new next_door_hell community! Do it now or you are dead to my penis.

[cuervolinda]

Can't you at least paste a link here? I don't even know how to *find* said community!

[fabunobo]

http://community.livejournal.com/next_door_hell/profile

Why do you just lay there and make me do everything?

[cuervolinda]

Because we both know what a control freak you are. If I even *tried* to do anything, you'd just make me stop and redo it yourself in a more fastidious manner.

[machinedelmorte]

is that a pig she is holding?

[cuervolinda]

Worse. It's a yippy Chicken McDoglet, and she has a small herd of them.

[fabunobo]

HOW DARE YOU!

[crackpig]

On the plus side, that must've been a pretty amusing call for the police desk. Most of their other calls about grass are probably a little different.