Well everyone else must have thought I was dead, but I know you were aware of my presence due to your burning crotch. It wasn't the social disorder you had imagined, it was just me thinking of you with far too much frequency. I kept seeing men everywhere and thinking "He kinda looks like Aarhead. He looks like an older Aarhead. Damn! Aarhead is on my brain!"
For whatever reason, your doppelgangers are forming an army here in Portland. But of course, none of them could hold a candle to your hotness.
As you know from stalking my journal, I am INCHES away from moving to Portland to stalk Logan Lynn. Please tell me how awesome it is to be living in the same city as my future husband?
I would tell you, but I'm afraid that would be enough inspiration to cause you to move here and then I could never even PRETEND to have the slightest chance with him.
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For whatever reason, your doppelgangers are forming an army here in Portland. But of course, none of them could hold a candle to your hotness.
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