Yay meme!

[cult_azure]

"If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up

Comments

[cura_te_ipsum]

Remember that one time we went lingerie shopping? I believe I was getting married, and I wanted your opinion on what would look best on me, so we went to dozens of lingerie shops. Maybe it was because I was really tired, but when you said I looked fat in one of my garter belts I threw a chair at you.

.. I know you were in a coma for a while, and you woke up with a little bout of amnesia concerning the incident, but I wanted you to know that I apologize for losing my temper.

But I didn't look fat.

Jerk.

[cult_azure]

Sorry, hon. Wine red just isn't your color.

[ciwey]

Remember when we were on that cruise and it hit an iceberg and we were trapped on this tiny lifeboat and you said you'd never touch another drop of water if we got out of there?

Fun times.

[cult_azure]

Clean out your ears, silly, I said I'd "never touch another drop until later."

[ciwey]

Was that before or after that tidal wave that sank our lifeboat? If it was the latter, I might not have heard it too clearly on account of all the water and hydrostatic pressure clogging my ears as I sank to unimaginable depths.

[cult_azure]

Oh right, you suck at swimming. The water just lifted me back onto the lifeboat. Guess it likes me better.

[pinkphooka]

Sorry I shot you in the butt that one time with my crossbow.

I thought I could see your tail. Turns out it was just a trick of a light. So you say...

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, WEREWOLF!

[cult_azure]

Just because I have a skin condition and fascination with the full moon. :(

[anvilal]

Remember that time we played Twister? *Eyebrow raise*

[cult_azure]

*cough* It's supposed to be a FAKE memory.

[pironious]

Remember that time when we got drunk. Like, really really drunk.

And then we woke up together in the same bed, both naked, with a bunch of rose petals around. Crazy stuff man.

I still think we just passed out and the girls set us up though.

[cult_azure]

Probably. That was during my "allergic to roses" phase, so it wasn't me, at least.