Ummmm....

[cultofheather]

Dear LJ Land People,

I am in dire REPEAT DIRE need of an ice cream sammich. If I do not have an ice cream sammich, I will expire. This is not a drill. This is an ACTUAL EMERGENCY!!!

Geezus who does a girl have to kill to get some ice cream sammich action??

Hugs and puppies,
Heather.

Comments

[leemoyer]

For God's sake get thee to the Piggly Wiggly!
And enjoy.

[shitblowsover]

Perhaps if you offered booty instead of Death you might get a better reaction.

Just sayin'.

:-P