by popular demand (ahem)

[celticsilver]

I know many of you have been following the effect Our Leader has on society, influencing music preferences and lifestyles all across the land. Well, now even the NME have redesigned their magazine to correspond with our very own Leader's journal: philrar. You all will have noticed with great excitement The Leader's decision to start including Select

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[albiongirl]

You just made me smile so much. Thank you.

I think we should inundate the NME (or at least Mr Thornton) with Stories From The Cult, or, failing that, just threaten him with violence if he chooses not to comply.

We could revamp the Fatty banners and set up camp outside the offices.

xxx

[celticsilver]

It doesn't help that The Leader refuses to send in the picture of him and Porno Kendall. Not that I'm criticising or anything.

But yes, there must be a way of getting in the NME without paying them 20K xx

[albiongirl]

Perhaps, as devotees and furtherers of the cause it is up to us, the Cult Members, to send the photograph in on his behalf?

xxx

[celticsilver]

Now there's an idea. We'd escape with our lives, right? xx