FAQ

[celticsilver]

Dear no1fanofphilrar, please help out with this. Your interest is an inspiration to us all.

How old is Phil RAR?Phil RAR is a timeless being. However, it is possible to celebrate the 'birth' of Phil on April 2nd. Although worship should obviously not be limited to one day, April 2nd (henceforth known as Phil RAR Day) is an ideal chance to truly celebrate the joy

Comments

[celticsilver]

You do not need to know Phil RAR's inside leg measurement. (Look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes...)

You are allowed to know the Mojito recipe: -
2 shot glasses white rum
8 mint leaves
Juice of half a lime
4 teaspoons sugar
Topped up with sparkling mineral water

[celticsilver]

Having consulted the oracle, it has been decided you are worthy of the knowledge of Phil RAR's inside leg measurements.

32"

[kated85]

Can PhilRAR use his special powers to locate my blu tac because my Libertines poster keeps falling off the wall?

Does PhilRAR know a cure for the common cold?

Thank you muchly.

[celticsilver]

I am sure you appreciate that Phil RAR is far too important to usually concern himself with such lowly matters as blu tac, but since this is a special case, it is suggested that you find your local library/place with posters that use blu tac, and liberate some for the superior cause of your poster. The Libertines did write one of Phil RAR's favourite songs after all!

And Phil RAR does know the cure for the common cold, but hasn't told anyone because he owns shares in Kleenex. ... Um, no, hang on. Yes he does, it's Lemsip Max. Lots and lots and lots of it, sometimes with whiskey.

[kated85]

Well that's very useful. Please thank PhilRAR for me.

Does PhilRAR know what is going to be on my exam papers?

Does PhilRAR know any ways of speeding up the revision process?

What deoderant does PhilRAR use?

[celticsilver]

Whatever is on your exam paper, you should write about Phil RAR*

One way of speeding up the exam process is not to ask too many difficult questions about Phil RAR. Another is to use loads of different coloured pens. I would like to know what Phil RAR's favourite colour is, but I expect it might be one outside of the spectrum visible to us lowly beings.

Phil RAR doesn't need to use deoderant.

*..if you want to fail.

[no1fanofphilrar]

Uh, Hi!

Erm, I'm just a fan of PhilRAR that's all. I watch him at gigs and stuff and sometimes I have thought about going up and meeting him but its a little bit intimidating, you know - meeting an idol like that.

Thanks so much for all that information celticsilver, its great!

Is it alright if I ask another question? I know that PhilRAR likes to read so I was wondering if he could recommend us some books he likes?

Thank you all SO much! xxx

[celticsilver]

Phil will get back to you about the books.

You might also be interested to learn that his favourite colour is blue.

[kateclaire]

not a question, but a bit of information that the cult might find helpful.

phil rar likes milk. a lot.

and now a question - what is phil rar's preferred brand of cigarette?

[celticsilver]

Phil RAR appears to have started smoking menthols. I would advise cult members not to follow this lead. Menthols are shit - it's just a testament to Phil RAR's godliness that he smokes them successfully.

[kated85]

He's started smoking menthols?!!!

I'm not sure I can be in this cult anymore.

[white_city_girl]

Menthol Superkings. Clearly, Philrar transcends gender. Were this any normal man, I would be tempted to call him a girl for this cigarette choice.

[tropicalia89]

My question is WHO IS THIS PERSON COS I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I JOINED ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOUUUUU

Am I just being punk'd and it's not a real person at all? That would suck. But still be pretty damn funny.

[kated85]

he is not real.

[celticsilver]

This person is philrar. Please have a read through the FAQ and accept him as your leader. From now on, you should make any decisions in your life by first thinking, "What would Phil RAR do?"

[tropicalia89]

Oh alright then.

Is Phil RAR a fan of napping?
God, I hope so.