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[culturedebris]

Tonight I made a spider out of PlayDoh. But his head and his legs kept falling off, so I squashed him.

Poor Spid. It wasn't his fault he was too complicated to make.

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[lucien_dark]

Bad Jess.

[culturedebris]

It's not my fault I'm inept. :'(

[lucien_dark]

Poor Jess :-(

[culturedebris]

*sniffle*

[mike_thegoth]

Is better to live for five minutes as a spider, or a lifetime as a lump of PlayDoh?

Love&hugs Mike_Thegoth Xx

[culturedebris]

Hmm... well, spiders get to spin webs and dangle from them and things, but as a lump of PlayDoh you can get to be many, many things. So I reckon the PlayDoh. ;)

[mike_thegoth]

I'd be the Spider, you could do what you want, go exploring down drains, go hunting for flies, (I'm sure flies would taste nice if your a Spider), make some webs, find a nice pub to live in.
As PlayDoh, you'd have no power over what you where, you'd have no choice what you became what someone else wanted you to be, probably be stuck in a PlayDoh tub most of the time and someone might even make you into to a spider and squash you!!!
As a spider you might get squashed but at least you could try to run for it.

Love&hugs Mike_Thegoth Xx

[culturedebris]

But five minutes -- you probably wouldn't even have time to find a nice pub to live in, never mind explore any drains. :( If you got to live for a whole spider lifetime, then it would be cool, and you could scare small children and make girls scream. ;)

[doom__kitten]

Aww, I made a giant guinepig out of dough last night (& lots of penises which were much better than the pig sadly :P)

[culturedebris]

PlayDough? Or food dough? (And should I ask who ate the penises?)

[doom__kitten]

Food dough (Dave was making porkpies *shudder*), don't worry the penises & pig are still safe! may convert them into something else later.. I'm so regressing, I'm sure having plans on a monday to A)post stuff & B)play with dough isn't great :)

[culturedebris]

Sounds a bit like my plans. :)
Regressing is the way forward... or something...
x

[twilight_amoeba]

Femo is the way forward!

:D
Love making things out of Femo, then baking the life out of them... so they don't get squished.

Im proud of you.
^_^

[culturedebris]

Is that the same as Fimo? I used to make jewellery out of that when I was a kid, and bake it in the oven.

They always broke though. I probably wasn't very good at it. ;)

[lucien_dark]

Poor Jess :-D

I'm good at sympathy.

[culturedebris]

So you are. Have a biscuit. :)

[my_ghost]

maybe thats wat god does occasionally when making humans, gets bored an squishes them! coz there too complicated!

i myself believe in evo theory, but hey.

[culturedebris]

Me too, but God's useful for making jokes about. ;)