Oh my God...

[cunning_malfoy]

The world is somehow so much more amazing after you've had the best afternoon ever

Comments

[thug_a_luv]

Draco, that sounds like fun! I'm happy that you're happy! Is he a real person or an imaginary person like the nice boy who lives in my trunk?

[cunning_malfoy]

An imaginary boy lives in your trunk, Goyle? I would recommend St. Mungo's, but at least you know he's imaginary...

[thug_a_luv]

He's very nice. But I don't think he likes being in my trunk all the time. He says that my trousers smell funny.

[cunning_malfoy]

I'm sure they do. You know what, Goyle? I'm going to find you a girl or boy who'd be your friend (or even sleep with you)... you're starting to lose touch with reality, I think.

[glower_power1]

You sound like Lucius after our first "date"... although we did a bit more than just kiss.

[cunning_malfoy]

Well, unlike my father, I have morals. I'd never do "a bit more than kiss" on a first date.

[glower_power1]

How unfortunate... I don't suppose you'd do a bit more during... say... detention?

[cunning_malfoy]

Why do you even suggest things like that? Stick to my father, please, or is he getting too old for you?

[luscious_m]

I'm torn between being flattered, horny, or indignant.