So! What with the over-rife current events atmosphere of late that’s been damn near BURSTIN’ with must-read reports the caliber of A) Gerald Ford being hung, B) Saddam Hussein’s body being displayed at the Apollo Theater as dual mourning session/tribute (in honor of all his many contributions to black popular music), and C) James Brown being raped ( Read more... )

The following graphic displays the G-L-O-R-I-O-U-S results of an Associated Press public opinion poll taken recently, the findings of which were released just this morning:
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Okay, everybody! Ready for some Cunninglinguyst-style positivi-TAY?! Raise the ROOF! Here goes ( Read more... )

Every once in a GREAT while, I like to take the time to actually APPRECIATE something. I know… I know… It just sounds so... GAY-in a completely ASEXUAL sort of way, that is… ([In a sing-songy voice]: **Re-a-pro-pri-AAA-tion!**)-doesn't it ( Read more... )

The second video, “I Want to Live,” takes the "postulating from alternate perspectives" motif one step FURTHER; THIS time being an anti-abortion ballad from the POV of an unborn… something-or-other ( Read more... )

First up is The Right Brothers’ “hit” song-according to THEM, at least-with the under-under-UNDERground (apparently) conservative-nationalist-zealot country radio demographic, “Bush Was Right.” Regardless of the self-antithetical complexion of the title, this song really DEMANDS a bit of prefacing to TRULY be appreciated as the proverbial diamond- ( Read more... )

I’ll chalk this one up to unfettered POLITICAL retardation, however; MySpace being-as much as is POSSIBLE, given the degenerate nature of the site-inculpable in persons’ political leanings who happen to frequent it. I guess the fact that the following piffle is up for display at MySpace only ADDS to the mongoloidian nature of it, as they just-so- ( Read more... )

One day, O.J. Simpson walks into a California bar, just DRIPPING with the blood of his ex-wife and his ex-wife’s waiter friend that he’d just slaughtered like cattle, and, taking a moment to relax on a barstool, lights up a Kool menthol cigarette ( Read more... )

These are, as far as I know, really the only cross-cultural token of merriment EVERYONE can enjoy around family get-together time-no matter WHAT their religious or ethnic affiliation might be. So! Feel free to share ‘em with the fam over egg nog, or afikomen, or… “Kwanzaa Nibblers” (?)…! WHATEVER ( Read more... )

A few notable post-scripts about the piece, in case you were too awed by the profound aura of Down syndrome-like “specialness” surrounding the video to catch them your first time through ( Read more... )