sorry but

[cunninlynguist]

Ashlee Simpson exponentially grew in hotness after she started dating the dude from that boyband

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[notallthatt0xic]

I like how they have matching bangs.

Were her boobs always that big?

[cunninlynguist]

hahaha i know. and i have no idea, possibly, either way, her b00biez look phenomenal. i could never be with someone who wore guyliner though, how lame/embarrassing, but i wish someone took me all around and held my hand constantly though.

[notallthatt0xic]

Totally.

Maybe he has like a gigantic penis or she's down with the fem-looking guys?

But yeah, she looks so much better. No doubt about it.

[styrofoamplate]

I want to get knocked up so my boobs can look like hers.