my baby's gotta heart of stone.

[cunninlynguist]

I'm up at a normal time today! I went to bed at like 8pm. Thank you excessive amounts of Advil PM. Unfortunately, like Advil PM/Tylenol PM/Excedrin PM, etc. give me really strange dreams. First I dreamt that I went over to my on-again/off-again boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with something, and there was another girl naked in his bed. So I

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[fact_vsfiction]

nat shermans are the worst cigarettes and they're expensive as fuck. i think i payed $8 a pack 2 or 3 years ago

[cunninlynguist]

bahah they're British. no gooood

[fact_vsfiction]

that means they're uncircumsized