Public Service Annoucement

[cup_of_smex]

I’ve recently taken it upon myself to start up an investigation concerning the store across the street from us (…taking up detective work now, perhaps the family ended up rubbing off on me more than I originally thought). You may or may not have noticed the fact that it changes ownership every single week.

The cause was not hard to determine at all

Comments

[cake_is_a_bang]

I took out no store, un. Nuh uh. Not once.

[cup_of_smex]

[cake_is_a_bang]

What? I'm innocent, un.

I only took out that puppet store... And maybe that one that sold used books..... Oh and that other one last week...

[cup_of_smex]

you had him at, in no particular order, 'raises', 'bonuses', and 'cash'

[cakeandmoney]

Fair enough.

....If you Nevermind.

HEH!

[cup_of_smex]

I'm glad you see things my way, Kakuzu-san.

SMIRK;

[cakeandmoney]

It's a good deal, Itachi. How could I say no?

[cup_of_smex]

It's a win-win situation as I see it. Wouldn't you agree?

Is just staring at Itachi with an impassive look on her face

[origamicupcake]

...just don't get the blood on the customers and we're good...

King Apathy here!

[cup_of_smex]

No promises, Konan-san.

Heh.

[origamicupcake]

...well I suppose that is too much to ask.

Fine, don't get blood on me.

Heh, indeed.

[cup_of_smex]

That I can do. Given you say out of my way. There is little I can do to control blood spatter.

Innocent face;

[bloodwithcoffee]

Let's not get paranoid, Itachi. Maybe the building is just shit.

....

[cup_of_smex]

...After my investigation I can assure you that wasn't the case.

...Where have you been?

[bloodwithcoffee]

..........Deidara had everything to do with it, 100% of the time.

How about less talking, and more meeting me at the back, right now.

[cup_of_smex]

......Just make sure this time it doesn`t get harmed in anyway.

Going now.