...The Strangest Cat...

[cup_of_smex]

...Alright, I was on my way back home from the cafe, and this thing started crawling up my fucking leg. After I managed to shake the damn thing off (aka. throwing it into a nearby trash can in an alleyway) it began to follow me home, purring, purring! Even after I threw it....several times, whatthehell?!....stupid masochist

So, naturally when I got

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[cake_is_a_bang]

So that's what that whole commotion was! You shouldn't be so mean to animals, Itachi. It comes back at 'cha, un.

... Is it a Jashin cat? Please tell me it isn't. One Jashin-lover is enough for the world, thank you.

Maybe it's a sign, Ita-ponpon! It's a sign from Jashin showing how much Hidan loves you! Or how much Jashin loves you... I'm not quite sure which.. Maybe both? You are a player, yeah.

[cashalamode]

Don't tell me that you're an expert in this "Jashin" crap as well.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Just a educated guess, un. Sounds logical enough to me. :D

[cashalamode]

Just don't...encourage that idiotic chatterbox.

[cashalamode]

Think really hard, Itachi. The name will come to you sooner or later.

You should've kicked it into the river.

[cup_of_smex]

Tch, I think it's already come to me -flat look-

You don't think I've tried that? It just wont stop coming back! and I think it rather enjoys punishment the way it keeps purring like that....So I've just given up....maybe it'll go away if I ignore it...?

[cashalamode]

Sounds like a reincarnation of Hidan, except he's not dead. Yet. If that's the case, if you ignore it, it'll just get angry and pissy.

Shotgun. I've yet to try that.

[bloodwithcoffee]

What the hell? That cat's fucking awesome. Why in the name of all that's holly would you want to get rid of it?

[cup_of_smex]

I've never been one to like animals I guess...

Although, from the looks of it, it's planing on staying here whether I approve or not. -sighs-

[cake_is_a_bang]

See Itachi? Proof in the pudding, yeah! Hidan= likes cats. Hidan=likes Jashin (his pimp). Therefore: cat=symbolic of Hidan (or Jashin)

It's a very complicated equation, but it works, un.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Your logic is shit. Hell, even Tobi can do better. By your logic, I might as well be living with Uchiha, now that we're at it, and that thought's repellent. And I hate pudding.

after having read further;

[bloodwithcoffee]

むかつく! That's blasphemy. くそばかやろう. I'm going to defame your fucking face again.

Re: after having read further;

[cup_of_smex]

-shrugs- Jashin seems to like his new name. -_-

Ah, so you do remember.

[bloodwithcoffee]

...I'm taking your fucking cat and putting it out of its misery. It will die a happy, worthy death. Logically. I'm not dense.

[cup_of_smex]

-frowns- Just try it...

Could've fooled me

[cafedouleur]

That is peculiar, indeed.