What kind of form is this?

[cup_of_smex]

Name: Itachi
Age: 19
Position: Waiter
What have you been doing while the store has been closed?

What business is it of yours to request this sort of information? I'm rather sure asking of question of this nature should not be mandatory. Did Orochimaru-san write this form? Or Madara-san? That wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. However I'm sure I

Comments

[bloodwithcoffee]

What's that about idiots?
My, this just glows with happy, enthusiastic vibes, Itachi.

[cup_of_smex]

Nothing to worry about.
Am I supposed to be feeling particularly enthusiastic?

[bloodwithcoffee]

Least of my worries. I just don't like the implications.
Sure thing, you should be. If not genuinely, at least by common courtesy. Go on; try it. You might like it.

Sorry, html kinda failed

[cup_of_smex]

Don't worry about them then.
Perhaps if I feel the need to indulge in such things.

[cake_is_a_bang]

I only tried to sneak into your apartment seven times once!!

[cup_of_smex]

I think it was a little more than seven

More like you only succeeded getting in once.

[cake_is_a_bang]

seven and a half.

That's still one more than zero!

[cup_of_smex]

try again

Why dont you try to sneak in again right now? I've got a present for you.

[tastytreat_tobi]

Aww, Itachi-san! Why are you so defensive? They're probably concerned about your welfare is why they're asking what you've been up to.

[cup_of_smex]

It always pays to be defensive, cousin. and I somehow doubt they are concerned about our well-being

[tastytreat_tobi]

How does it pay? You get more if you smile you know! You should try it! We can practice together! : D

[cup_of_smex]

Let's keep it simple and say less bad things happen, cousin.
I'll pass, Thank you.

[cup_of_smex]

Good to see you are well.

[cup_of_smex]

And it's not going to change any time soon.

[puppetcakes]

Why do you order cleaning products from North America? We have cleaning products in Japan that are perfectly adequate, without having to wait for it all to be shipped.

[cup_of_smex]

Adequate is simply not good enough when cleanilness is concerned.

[puppetcakes]

But it's such a pain to wait for your cleaning products to arrive.

[cup_of_smex]

It's worth it. Very worth it.