I'm baaaack.

[cupcakebatter]

So what if I never said I was leaving?
I'll post that list later. It's good, I promise.
For now,
THINGS I LEARNED IN THE SMALL TOWN OF ANGOLA, INDIANA:
The internet is a marvelous invention.
Fishing is an incredibly boring sport. And I use the term "sport" very loosely here.
Taking a trip to the midwest will make you feel very beautiful, skinny,

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[yesterdaysrose]

What list? Later? What?

Fishing is not a sport. Do they have fishing on ESPN? I think not. Wait, actually they might. Yeah, well they also have poker and stuff on ESPN, so that doesn't mean anything.

Taking a trip anywhere south of Prince William County will also make you feel beautiful, skinny, fashionable, and smart. I feel so horrible saying that. Smack me the next time that you see me.

[cupcakebatter]

That's what she said she said, duh!
Didn't I already respond to this? I could have sworn I did.
Mini golf is more of a sport than fishing. But I think I hate mini golf. Those are the two sports you can play in Angola. That and capture the fag!
(I get more and more clever every day)

Yeah, I felt pretty horrible writing it, but it's so true.

[unevieboheme]

Mmmmm...Little Debbie Cakes.
There's a running joke in my family that Little Debbie is my Grandfather's other girlfriend because he enjoys the snack cakes more than he should.
I don't think that makes any sense.

[cupcakebatter]

Hahaha. They're so delicious. We usually eat them like they're going out of style out there, because they're delicious and the epitome of a white trash gourmet dessert.

Hahaha, your Grandfather sounds like a badass.