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when a guy tells you that he and his girlfriend are on the verge of breaking up because she's holding out on him, my sympathies lie with the girl. why? because there are boys out there who seem to think that a relationship is no more than a "24-hour, all-you-can-have sex" pass. sad, but you know it's true.
"i don't know; she just doesn't want to do it anymore."
uh-huh. i'm getting hungry. should i go to the crepe place?
"seriously, i bought a box of 12 condoms last november and it's still not finished."
mozzarella and jam sounds good. or maybe the one with the spinach, strawberries and brie....wait, what? november???
i don't get it.
if you're both in your 20's, living together in your own place, with no conflicting work scheds and no scary fetishes to worry about, i would assume sex would be the least of your problems (in theory, you have all the available time and privacy. and rooms and tables and doors and walls...).unless, of course, he seems not interested in doing anything else- you know, things like going out on dates, buying you flowers, taking you out for dinner and dancing, eating, breathing, that sort of thing. but not to be able to use half a dozen in almost a year? people could go through 12 condoms in a day, if they're really into it.
i really don't get it.
then again, i'm the one spending the night with a spinach-strawberry crepe. what the hell do i know about all this?
"i don't know; she just doesn't want to do it anymore."
uh-huh. i'm getting hungry. should i go to the crepe place?
"seriously, i bought a box of 12 condoms last november and it's still not finished."
mozzarella and jam sounds good. or maybe the one with the spinach, strawberries and brie....wait, what? november???
i don't get it.
if you're both in your 20's, living together in your own place, with no conflicting work scheds and no scary fetishes to worry about, i would assume sex would be the least of your problems (in theory, you have all the available time and privacy. and rooms and tables and doors and walls...).unless, of course, he seems not interested in doing anything else- you know, things like going out on dates, buying you flowers, taking you out for dinner and dancing, eating, breathing, that sort of thing. but not to be able to use half a dozen in almost a year? people could go through 12 condoms in a day, if they're really into it.
i really don't get it.
then again, i'm the one spending the night with a spinach-strawberry crepe. what the hell do i know about all this?