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[cupiditia]

NARUTO WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BED?! I AM GOING TO SKIN YOU AND SELL IT ON THE BLACK MARKET, STOP HIDING AND COME OVER HERE.

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[maelstromed]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOUR BED, SAKURA.

AND I'M NOT HIDING, I'M NOT EVEN AT THE APARTMENT.

[cupiditia]

OH RIGHT. THE MAGICAL SHEET-SHREDDING PIXIES MUST HAVE DONE IT. AGAIN

WELL WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK HERE THEN?

[maelstromed]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! THAT FUCKING JERK OF A NEIGHBOR'S CAT GOT INTO THE APARTMENT AND WAS TRYING TO PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE. I SWEAR HE HAS SOMETHING AGAINST ME.

BECAUSE I'M GETTING YOU SOMETHING.

[cupiditia]

IT'S ALWAYS THE CAT, ISN'T IT. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START OWNING UP TO ALL THE STUFF YOU BREAK SOONER OR LATER, YOU KNOW.

... WHAT.

[easybeingevil]

There's a MUCH better fuckin' place than the black market that you can cash in at higher rates than that crummy-ass place! Want the address? Kekekeke.

[cupiditia]

Yes, actually. It would be very much appreciated.

[si_thunderbitch]

If you need any knives, I'm happy to supply a few~ ★

[cupiditia]

I'll keep that in mind, thank you.

[blind_wheels]

Calm down, girl. There's a device called a telephone that you can use to call up this Naruto person; this prevents me from seeing things like this on my list of friends on this journal network. :|

[beinmybunk]

Sounds like ya'll had quite the wild night.

[cupiditia]

... asdfghjkl

EW EW EW WHAT NO ARGGGGGGGH

[beinmybunk]

You're the one who said some guy done something crazy to your bed, not me.

[cupiditia]

HE JUST TORE THE SHEETS UP I GUESS I SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC BUT ASDFGHJKL