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Yo, Shauntraniece Keshunda be rockin' da mic,
Get redy biznotch, we gon party all nite.
DJ ova thurr be spinnin' tha discs,
I'm gon rhyme so good it's gon make you feel sick.
I say "I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm tha real Shady"
'n youz lyk "No you're not, so shut up, lady"
But dat's ok 'n dat's alrite
Becuz compaired to me, you ain't got no ice.
I be stylin mah doo-rag 'n sweet bling-bling
I'm da flyest wannabe that you've eva seen.
I'm so dope, that compaired to you,
I'm juss way to kool fo skool!
Don't call me a biotch 'n don't call me a ho
Becuz I'm the koolest Ukrainian-Polish-German-Czech kid you eva kno!
Wurd.