-sleeping in too late to go golfing with my dad ( Read more... )

part of me died early thursday morning ( Read more... )

goddamnit why is gilmore girls such a good show?

when i see you next, ask me to show you my tatoo.
its pretty sexy and im more than willing to flaunt it.

super milk chan

what the fuck.

super milk chan on mute

double what the fuck

sometimes you just have to exist

my grandpa is 75 years old. for some reason i feel like that's a really long time to live, haha.

so my dog ate half of a batch of delicious brownies today. i was pretty steamed, because i love brownies, and then worried, because chocolate kills dogs, and now im just really excited, and proud of my dog's stomach/digestive system because she didnt throw up, explode, or die. whew.

something needs to happen ( Read more... )

You know you're watching the country music awards when all the acceptance speeches sound like this:

"I'd like to thank God, my parents, my family...I'd also like to thank all the fans...and most importantly, I'd like to thank all the people in the armed forces, fighting for our freedom."