happy fuckin new year... i hope you all get the hiv.

it's like i can't force the music any further into my ears. but i'm trying.

...you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

Good news for all us Luddite Clone fans out there...

In other news, I found a band tonight called ColUmbian Necktie.............. and they suck. Terribly. So fuck em. You can find them on www.hxcmp3.com if you're bored and wanna hear something shitty. God... even the scratch CxNx tracks I have sound better than that shit.

"IMPOSSIBLE to walk in this muck... no footing at all."

This is fab for those of us who always wanted to torture the Fraggles when we were kids just because we could because they were way smaller than us. Because because because.

'those of us who had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts... we wanted strong drink.'

So I'm fuckin excited like a priest at a preschool. Halloween was a big success... left the house at 8pm dressed like John Wayne Gacy and came back in at 4am looking like Robert Smith's slutty crackhead cousin after a long night of coke-binging and selling my ass on the street. Mike and I both killed a biiig bottle of Long Island iced tea made ( Read more... )

Ever wonder why there are hundreds-to-thousands of police officers shot, beaten and killed around the world every day? Because they fucking DESERVE IT.

PISS