Inconsiderate Roommates [Drabble]
Title: Inconsiderate Roommates
Pairing: Jungmin/Youngsaeng, Hyunjoong/Kyujong, hint of ot5
Rating: PG-15 (almost smut)
Genre: Crack
Summary: Youngsaeng discovers the ills of noise pollution.
[A/N: I’ve been unproductive all week… School work is just… argh. Anyway, something short to make me feel less useless. This is a request by mskatness who asked for smutty minsaeng with the prompt that is the title. Hope it turned out okay…]
It’s another move to a new dorm and everyone decides that they want to have a change of scene. And somehow, the way to do this seems to be changing roommates.
So now, Youngsaeng has Kyujong for a roommate instead of Jungmin. He thought that he wouldn’t mind this as much since Kyujong is a quiet guy. Preferable even, since Jungmin was loud and boisterous and being his previous roommate, Youngsaeng was also straddled with the task of waking him up most times.
He thought that the reason why Hyungjoon had championed the change of roommates so strongly, was because he wanted his own room the way Hyunjoong had before the change. But he did think it was odd the way Hyungjooon was so desperate - like a dying man grasping at a lifebuoy.
He found out the night they moved in the real reason why Hyungjoon didn’t want to bunk in with Kyujong anymore when Hyunjoong came in at an ungodly hour of the night and proceeded to ‘test’ Kyujong’s new bed along with the owner himself.
And the night after.
And the night after that.
And the night after that.
On the fourth day, he has serious panda eyes and is snapping at anyone he sees. He’s already tried everything from ear plugs to headphones to stuffing his head under the pillow to screaming at the two offenders to bloody hell get their own room, but nothing works. The two have their kinks and refuse to budge upon the matter.
A hand taps him lightly on the back and he turns around to bite the person’s head off before he is forestalled by the sight of Jungmin looking exactly like how he feels.
“They’re so loud.” Jungmin complains to him, and they both know who they are referring to.
Youngsaeng nods in solemn agreement and offers Jungmin an extremely thick cup of black coffee. Jungmin takes it gratefully, munching on the carrot he has in his hand. Youngsaeng can see ten more sticking out of various pockets in his clothes.
After an hour of silent agreement, Jungmin turns to Youngsaeng with a serious look on his face and says:
“We should pay them back.”
Youngsaeng raises his eyebrow. Somehow, he knows exactly what is entailed when Jungmin grins that grin of his.
Somehow, he says yes.
~*~
Things proceed as they normally do. Ungodly hour, Hyunjoong sneaking in, Kyujong welcoming him, kissing, undressing, etc, etc, etc. Maybe the only thing new is that Kyujong has a new pair of handcuffs today. They broke the old one the fourth time they had sex during the first day of moving in.
Then just as the two were coming to their ends, Jungmin flings open the door, surprising all in the room. He jumps onto Youngsaeng’s bed and proceeds to ravish the surprised occupant, who had been expecting something at least a little more subtle.
But then, their idea had been to get the point across to the other two that they were being inconsiderate and noisy. So Youngsaeng figures that the way Jungmin was leading his tongue would help him moan louder, so he just rationalizes it away.
That rationalization soon included Jungmin pulling Youngsaeng up in an attempt to mash their bodies closer and slamming him into the wall. Youngsaeng thought that screaming added a nice ring to the whole thing.
And then it included the creaks of the bed as they fought each other, practically tearing off each others clothes.
Then the screams as Youngsaeng discovered exactly how rough and animalistic Jungmin could be.
And then the way they both made universal sounds one did when being entirely pleasured that way in the bedroom so loud that the whole neighbourhood probably could hear them.
When they are done, they both collapse onto the bed, exhausted. They are unaware of the other two, after the initial shock and amusement, who have returned to their merry-making.
It is the best sleep Youngsaeng has had in a while.
~*~
The next night, both Jungmin and Hyunjoong sneak out of their room.
The management has a hard time dealing with the complaints of the neighbours.
Hyungjoon, having already anticipated this, had already applied for sound insulation to be installed in his room. Very good sound insulation.
He plans to get a state-of-the-art, dead-bolt, voice-recognition, thumb-print scanner lock next. Who knows when those four would try to pull him into their madness.
He forgot that Hyunjoong, having read that many manga, knows how to bypass these sort of things.
Pairing: Jungmin/Youngsaeng, Hyunjoong/Kyujong, hint of ot5
Rating: PG-15 (almost smut)
Genre: Crack
Summary: Youngsaeng discovers the ills of noise pollution.
[A/N: I’ve been unproductive all week… School work is just… argh. Anyway, something short to make me feel less useless. This is a request by mskatness who asked for smutty minsaeng with the prompt that is the title. Hope it turned out okay…]
It’s another move to a new dorm and everyone decides that they want to have a change of scene. And somehow, the way to do this seems to be changing roommates.
So now, Youngsaeng has Kyujong for a roommate instead of Jungmin. He thought that he wouldn’t mind this as much since Kyujong is a quiet guy. Preferable even, since Jungmin was loud and boisterous and being his previous roommate, Youngsaeng was also straddled with the task of waking him up most times.
He thought that the reason why Hyungjoon had championed the change of roommates so strongly, was because he wanted his own room the way Hyunjoong had before the change. But he did think it was odd the way Hyungjooon was so desperate - like a dying man grasping at a lifebuoy.
He found out the night they moved in the real reason why Hyungjoon didn’t want to bunk in with Kyujong anymore when Hyunjoong came in at an ungodly hour of the night and proceeded to ‘test’ Kyujong’s new bed along with the owner himself.
And the night after.
And the night after that.
And the night after that.
On the fourth day, he has serious panda eyes and is snapping at anyone he sees. He’s already tried everything from ear plugs to headphones to stuffing his head under the pillow to screaming at the two offenders to bloody hell get their own room, but nothing works. The two have their kinks and refuse to budge upon the matter.
A hand taps him lightly on the back and he turns around to bite the person’s head off before he is forestalled by the sight of Jungmin looking exactly like how he feels.
“They’re so loud.” Jungmin complains to him, and they both know who they are referring to.
Youngsaeng nods in solemn agreement and offers Jungmin an extremely thick cup of black coffee. Jungmin takes it gratefully, munching on the carrot he has in his hand. Youngsaeng can see ten more sticking out of various pockets in his clothes.
After an hour of silent agreement, Jungmin turns to Youngsaeng with a serious look on his face and says:
“We should pay them back.”
Youngsaeng raises his eyebrow. Somehow, he knows exactly what is entailed when Jungmin grins that grin of his.
Somehow, he says yes.
~*~
Things proceed as they normally do. Ungodly hour, Hyunjoong sneaking in, Kyujong welcoming him, kissing, undressing, etc, etc, etc. Maybe the only thing new is that Kyujong has a new pair of handcuffs today. They broke the old one the fourth time they had sex during the first day of moving in.
Then just as the two were coming to their ends, Jungmin flings open the door, surprising all in the room. He jumps onto Youngsaeng’s bed and proceeds to ravish the surprised occupant, who had been expecting something at least a little more subtle.
But then, their idea had been to get the point across to the other two that they were being inconsiderate and noisy. So Youngsaeng figures that the way Jungmin was leading his tongue would help him moan louder, so he just rationalizes it away.
That rationalization soon included Jungmin pulling Youngsaeng up in an attempt to mash their bodies closer and slamming him into the wall. Youngsaeng thought that screaming added a nice ring to the whole thing.
And then it included the creaks of the bed as they fought each other, practically tearing off each others clothes.
Then the screams as Youngsaeng discovered exactly how rough and animalistic Jungmin could be.
And then the way they both made universal sounds one did when being entirely pleasured that way in the bedroom so loud that the whole neighbourhood probably could hear them.
When they are done, they both collapse onto the bed, exhausted. They are unaware of the other two, after the initial shock and amusement, who have returned to their merry-making.
It is the best sleep Youngsaeng has had in a while.
~*~
The next night, both Jungmin and Hyunjoong sneak out of their room.
The management has a hard time dealing with the complaints of the neighbours.
Hyungjoon, having already anticipated this, had already applied for sound insulation to be installed in his room. Very good sound insulation.
He plans to get a state-of-the-art, dead-bolt, voice-recognition, thumb-print scanner lock next. Who knows when those four would try to pull him into their madness.
He forgot that Hyunjoong, having read that many manga, knows how to bypass these sort of things.