Furniture sex

[curious_cynic]

I'm not having any but I got a new couch today and if I was into humping furniture this would be the piece. A full on couch, not "love" seat, whatever the fuck that means. It reclines at both ends, sorry middle sitter. You can stretch out fully. Unbelievable, I haven't had a couch that I could stretch out on since....well, it wasn't even a couch,

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i'm coming over....

[vwsrmylife]

...and we can talk about furniture humping vs. appliance humping.
i got a new dryer this weekend.
i was taking time to head out to the washroom to just hug it.
OMG!
now that is frightening.
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