However, I have noticed that you seem to only own one pair of undergarments. There's no shame in that. But, if you are looking to purchase more, might I recommend the Gap?
I once purchased a pair at the Gap that were camoflaged, so that if I were lost in the jungle wearing only underwear, the Viet Cong would be unable to see my blindingly white body, and thus would allow me to survive long enough to massacre their small village.
Awfuly thoughful of the Gap, considering that every Vietnamese child who is killed is one less underwear-stitcher for their sweatshop.
They made the same pattern in blue, and had the audacity to call it "Camoflage blue." What am I camoflaging in wearing blue fucking jungle print underpants? A jungle full of smurfs? Those Vietnamese kids. Great with the stitching, but sometimes they just don't think things through, you know?
Actually, you're right! My internal temperature has been increasing by .01 degrees each day since posting these pics. Soon I will be the hottest guy on my block.
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So I am gonna have to say no.
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thanks for the comment, though
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However, I have noticed that you seem to only own one pair of undergarments. There's no shame in that. But, if you are looking to purchase more, might I recommend the Gap?
I once purchased a pair at the Gap that were camoflaged, so that if I were lost in the jungle wearing only underwear, the Viet Cong would be unable to see my blindingly white body, and thus would allow me to survive long enough to massacre their small village.
Awfuly thoughful of the Gap, considering that every Vietnamese child who is killed is one less underwear-stitcher for their sweatshop.
They made the same pattern in blue, and had the audacity to call it "Camoflage blue." What am I camoflaging in wearing blue fucking jungle print underpants? A jungle full of smurfs? Those Vietnamese kids. Great with the stitching, but sometimes they just don't think things through, you know?
Anyhow, some thoughts.
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I read that somewhere, but as I type it, I think it to be scientifically suspect. Perhaps I should apply for a grant of some sort.
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p.s. - I added you
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So suckable !
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