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[curiouselliot]

Sexual Quiz

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[holyorgasm]

"Mouth-fuck someone until they bleed"

I know you don't swing my way, but I am still going to stay very, very far away from you.

[curiouselliot]

WHAT????!?!?!? You don't find that INCREDIBLY HOT?????

What's WRONG with you??????

[holyorgasm]

Not hotter than "ass-fucking someone until they bleed".

[curiouselliot]

I can feasibly see how you could ass-fuck someone until they bleed.....but imagine the amount of violence and friction that must occur to induce bleeding from the mouth.

THe scary thing is that there probably exists some fetish video showing just that!

[madbjorkboi]

your porn folder is funnier than a barrel of monkeys

and frat boys make me wetter than ashton kutcher on top rufus wainwright, getting ass-fucked by adolescent simbah from The Lion King

xoxo,
brian :)

[curiouselliot]

Mmmmm, now I know what I'm gonna think of when I jerk off tonight!

thanks, brian!

[madbjorkboi]

hey i have some pictures for you.....IM me

LICKS AND BITES.....

[faeriethoughts]

Oh, yeah.... Your my KIND of FELLA...LICKS and BITES >D

[tacologic]

Oooh baby.

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[curiouselliot]

I hope it didn't turn you on TOO much

My milkshake is, quite simply, better than yours.

[tres_faux]

See, I've got Richard Simmons ass-fucking hairless Russian boys of dubious age with that huge knife strap-on from Seven. I suspect you may only have the before and after shots, thus missing the TRUE excitement.

Re: My milkshake is, quite simply, better than yours.

[curiouselliot]

OMG , Andrew, send them to me like RIGHT NOW!!!!

damn, it's too late, i just came in my pants....

Re: My milkshake is, quite simply, better than yours.

[tres_faux]

Just let me know next time you get horny.

P.S. It's only kinky the first time.