Comments | curiouselliot: OMMMMMMGGGGG U GUYS R NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, 4 REAL

curiouselliot

OMMMMMMGGGGG U GUYS R NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, 4 REAL

Jan 16, 2004 15:22

I guess this would be
"The Unbridled Insanity of my Boss's Wife - Part 2: The Reckoning Day"Assuming you have all read the first story about my boss's wife and her unnaturally violent reaction to homosexuality in the past, this story will make a nice continuation thereof. I should first start off by saying that my boss and his wife have a very ( Read more... )

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doctorgrant January 16 2004, 22:11:05 UTC

Could the bosses' wife be going through menopause? She sounds crazy like that.

This story is hilarious. I can just picture her having to walk home.

Your boss sounds like a really cool guy. Mine is too, but his wife is a nut case also. Maybe it runs with str8 bosses? lol

LIke the new shirt and the underwear :-)

curiouselliot January 17 2004, 22:07:58 UTC

She is a little too young to be menopausal.....I believe her insanity is innate.

and, thanks

doctorgrant January 17 2004, 22:23:46 UTC

I don't know about being too young. My bosses wife is 34 and had a hysterectomy two years ago. She's never taken hormone replacements and believe me when I say she is nuckin futs!! Mood swings and she accuses him of outrageous things.

Also, in the one reply, you said you would write on the card that you would thank him for letting you fuck him in the ass over and over again. Since it's you wouldn't you also add, "and sorry about causing all of the bleeding!" lol

queerrocket January 17 2004, 00:05:32 UTC

maybe you could get her a precious moments card detailing how you're trying to help her husband turn to jeebus himself.

nice shirt, and well...i'm always a sucker for dong. you know that, J-dog. Thus the new undies are A+. Hey, when do i get the invite for yo' webcam?

curiouselliot January 17 2004, 22:12:20 UTC

J-Dog KNOWS you are a sucker for dong......LITERALLY. That's why I post. I'm glad I got a passing grade.

IM me and maybe.....just maybe you will get an invite, BUSTER.

nihilicious January 17 2004, 05:07:03 UTC

Nice shirt, kind of a sexy football referee thing. Do they have referees in football? I have a vague recollection of some sport where an official person wears a striped shirt. I probably saw it while flicking through looking for Trading Spaces.

Nice underwear too.

I say screw sending the boss flowers, you should hit on your boss' wife. There's no greater joy than imposing yourself on someone who you know doesn't like you.

nihilicious January 17 2004, 11:04:49 UTC

In a cowboy accent.

curiouselliot January 20 2004, 13:58:10 UTC

that's a wonderful idea....I'll say something like "Yer lookin mighty purdy today, quite the fine lass you are! I reckon I'd like ta take you out for a mug o' sarsaparilla after work today, girl!"

holyorgasm January 17 2004, 06:39:41 UTC

Wow...

It looks like the plastic package on a Ken doll....hahahahahaha
You know what I am talking about! That "lump" that I used to wonder about when I was 8 years old. Except, yours is three times bigger.

Very hot...

Thanks :)

curiouselliot January 20 2004, 13:59:39 UTC

Yea, I hear that. Fuck Barbie...it's ALL ABOUT KEN (and his pseudo-bulge)

and thanks, babe

togartgreen January 18 2004, 03:55:31 UTC

yea, I just have to say you probably have one of the funnest jobs ever. I added you I hope you don't mind because your boss and his wife seem like the perfect couple and hearing stories about them is almost as addicting as watching Oz (old HBO prison show). yea that's about it. Oh ur cute:) and I do have some questions about NYU so I'll IM you about that later on in the week if i catch you online.

curiouselliot January 25 2004, 07:44:25 UTC

thanks, buddy. I'm glad I rival Oz for compelling content.