Yay! Beefcake is by a Canadian director, Thom Fitzgerald, from my city, Halifax. And it features Jonathan Torrens, who is a well-known/well-made-fun-of local actor. (I can't remember what role he plays, but he's a blonde and I remember him being sort of a bad guy.)
I did like the movie, but I don't think I loved it. His first movie, the Hanging Garden, is one of my favorite movies of all times. Look for it.
I like your final thought. In my head, I'm slowly replacing the "Love" with "Fist-Fucking" in the titles of a lot of crappy love songs. My favourite so far: "Fist-Fucking is a Many-Splendoured Thing".
You should watch "Trailer Park Boys"--it's a Canadian show that I think was just picked up by BBC America. In it, he plays a white guy who acts like a black guy. I figured that would get you all riled up.
"I'm everything I am, because you fist-fucked me."
2) I believe anal and urethral electrocutions would be interchangeable in this rare instance. As you know, these two things are uniquely separate and greatly nuanced things to which an injustice would be done by categorizing them as being nearly the same thing.
P.S. - I love your new icon. How long have you been a cowboy?
2) We could just split the difference and do then both at once. Bring me the T.E.N.S. unit, stat.
P.S. I have never been a cowboy, although I am originally from Kansas City. The hat is courtesy of Fred Phelps and someone with Photoshop and too much time on their hands.
1) I had no idea my host was (realtively) fast. Good to know.
2) I used to have a CES (Cranial Electro-Stimulation) device that also did T.E.N.S. therapy, but I never tried it up my anus.....and I will regret that till the day I die.
I guess Fred Phelps' hat is one of his magical items that gives him his superpowers to strike down evil fags with lightning from the heavens. Now you can do it, too!
Jared, Tonight on the way home from work, I was listening to the radio, a retro 80's show. They played "Tonight I Celebrate My Love for You" or whatever it's called. I'm singing along.."tonight I celebrate fist-fucking you!" somehow this has become addictive and fun! Thinking of some other things with that. I'll either leave them here or drop you an email. DrG
Now class, identify the famous quote:polymorphousJanuary 30 2004, 01:54:28 UTC
1) And God so fist-fucked the world, he gave his only son, JC, that we might have eternal anal electrocution. 2) You always anally electrocute the one you fist-fuck. and my favourite - 3) Fist-fuck me, fist-fuck my dog! peace PS: screw pics of the cat's ass ... even yours would be more interesting :p
Re: Now class, identify the famous quote:nihiliciousJanuary 31 2004, 05:27:06 UTC
A real Sophie's Choice if there ever was one. My guesses:
(1) I'm pretty sure this is from The Cat in The Hat. (2) This is the lyrics to "Yellow Submarine," played backwards. (3) Jesus, I think from one of the albums where Keith Richards played back up.
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I did like the movie, but I don't think I loved it. His first movie, the Hanging Garden, is one of my favorite movies of all times. Look for it.
I like your final thought. In my head, I'm slowly replacing the "Love" with "Fist-Fucking" in the titles of a lot of crappy love songs. My favourite so far: "Fist-Fucking is a Many-Splendoured Thing".
It really is.
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This fist fuck/love substitution game will keep me occupied for hours.
"And in the end, the fist-fucking you take is equal to the fist-fucking you make"
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"I'm everything I am, because you fist-fucked me."
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2.) I thought it was urethral electrocution?
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2) I believe anal and urethral electrocutions would be interchangeable in this rare instance. As you know, these two things are uniquely separate and greatly nuanced things to which an injustice would be done by categorizing them as being nearly the same thing.
P.S. - I love your new icon. How long have you been a cowboy?
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2) We could just split the difference and do then both at once. Bring me the T.E.N.S. unit, stat.
P.S. I have never been a cowboy, although I am originally from Kansas City. The hat is courtesy of Fred Phelps and someone with Photoshop and too much time on their hands.
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2) I used to have a CES (Cranial Electro-Stimulation) device that also did T.E.N.S. therapy, but I never tried it up my anus.....and I will regret that till the day I die.
I guess Fred Phelps' hat is one of his magical items that gives him his superpowers to strike down evil fags with lightning from the heavens. Now you can do it, too!
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Umm...okay...
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You crack me up! I needed to laugh and feel good tonight. Thanks!
I fist-fuck you! <3
DGrant
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Remember to fist-fuck your life
jared
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Tonight on the way home from work, I was listening to the radio, a retro 80's show. They played "Tonight I Celebrate My Love for You" or whatever it's called. I'm singing along.."tonight I celebrate fist-fucking you!" somehow this has become addictive and fun! Thinking of some other things with that. I'll either leave them here or drop you an email.
DrG
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2) You always anally electrocute the one you fist-fuck.
and my favourite -
3) Fist-fuck me, fist-fuck my dog!
peace
PS: screw pics of the cat's ass ... even yours would be more interesting :p
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(1) I'm pretty sure this is from The Cat in The Hat.
(2) This is the lyrics to "Yellow Submarine," played backwards.
(3) Jesus, I think from one of the albums where Keith Richards played back up.
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