HAPPY TIME AGAIN!

[curiouselliot]

First news is: NEW LIVEJOURNAL LAYOUT!!!

And a new blend on top

If you are viewing this on your friends page, you need to click on my name and check out the fabulousness of it all. I must give many thanks to greatattis for helping me with all of this, and for creating the graphics. He made one out of pictures of my cock, but I figured it would be a

Comments

[polymorphous]

Anyway, Jared, the jokes on that fool in the chatroom. He obviously hasn't realised that you are actually 4'3" tall, and that your 4-incher only Looks big.

[curiouselliot]

Yes, little do they know I am a worker gnome with an average sized cock

[noir_mamba]

you're honestly too much...
at least you have your cock to make up for what you lack...
still, why make it public? it seems needy.
But then again, you seem to have a great audience...I wonder if they'd be this jovial if they didn't know that you had what you have, don't you?

[curiouselliot]

Yes, well....I never got enough love as a child, thus I have found that posting pictures of my penis fills the gaping hole in my soul of pure unadulterated NEED. The people in my audience (which includes you) help me overlook the fact that beyond my penis, I am severely lacking in personality, social maturity, and all the other factors that would make me a good human being. Every day, I try so hard to ignore the fact that I would have no friends if not for my big, beautiful cock. I mean, that's why you added me, right?

*commits suicide*

^_^

[noir_mamba]

no no, thats not the lack I'm talking about...see the problem with people these days is that they're too sensitive, and jump to all kinds of conclusions. Perhaps your little sarcastic tirade is a type of mirror in which you should look?
No matter.
I took you in without knowing all that sillyness, and I keep you until the moment I choose to let you go. Just like I do with everyone else.

Unless of course you let me go, in which case I'll just laugh and KNOW. everyone is so easy to look thru...and don't worry, that includes me.
now get down from the pedestal and continue flaunting your cock.
we all enjoy a good show.

Re: ^_^

[curiouselliot]

Perhaps your little sarcastic tirade is a type of mirror in which you should look?

I finally get it!
Your wisdom is boundless.

now get down from the pedestal

I officially nominate this as the most ironic statement in the HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE

[jag911]

Hey Jared I like the new set up :-D very nice :) oh and keep up the good work with the pics :)

~J

[curiouselliot]

Thanks, John!

[jag911]

Your Welcome Jared :) btw if you wanna chat some time on AIM hit me up EMTboi79 :)

~J

[save]

What is better, even, than your highly impressive penis, is that you're real charming. I think for this reason I would like to add you to me friends list. Is this acceptable? YEA OR NEIGH? (I've not got the foggiest if that's the appropriate "neigh." NEA? NEI? NEE?) ♥

[curiouselliot]

Neigh? Is that some sort of equine pun? Are you saying I have a horsecock?

No, but seriously, go for it. I'm all YEA

and I think the correct spelling is "NAY"

[save]

The one variation I didn't try. That will teach me to try and woo someone when I haven't been properly fed and rested.

I am adding you now!

[dirrtydude]

I somehow found your journal awhile back and have visited a few times. I like your new layout, but what I really wanted to tell you was that you seem like a really cool person and good luck with the mysterious cock-imposter, lol. :) Take care dude!

[curiouselliot]

thanks buddy! I hope I find him too