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May 07, 2006 14:50

HELLO BOYS!

This week we have a real find in the "Middle-Aged Bisexual Men Who Have No Sense of How Absolutely Ridiculous and Creepy They Act/Look" Department!

Meet Dan Reddy (a.k.a. BEACHLOVER)

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nihilicious May 7 2006, 19:12:31 UTC

Jared, you're forgetting that you also have a potted plant fetish. DO I SMELL ROMANCE?

curiouselliot May 7 2006, 20:15:23 UTC

I KNOW! can you say SOUL MATE??????

knaughtykoolaid May 7 2006, 20:08:07 UTC

BWA AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

JARED, CLITORINA AND ME MISSES YOU :*(

curiouselliot May 7 2006, 20:15:02 UTC

Aww....I miss her too. Did Clitorinia get the birthday gift I bought her? It was a vibrating fondue set.

knaughtykoolaid May 7 2006, 20:19:40 UTC

Yes, she did. She filled it with chocolate de derriere right away! She sends you this message:

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curiouselliot May 7 2006, 20:32:43 UTC

That's my girl!

queerrocket May 7 2006, 21:17:43 UTC

Jared, are you ever worried that when you're middle aged, you'll use the SHEER POWER OF YOUR COCK to seduce attractive young men such as yourself? That would be wrong, even if your cock could get you ANYTHING YOU WANT.

curiouselliot May 7 2006, 23:04:47 UTC

No, I am not worried about it.....in fact I am looking forward to still being able to bang young dudes when I am old and not so pretty because of my super big dick. I am also looking forward to hypnotizing them with my cock after sex and forcing them to join my cult, which by then should have at least 400-500 million members

greatattis May 8 2006, 07:15:57 UTC

you can fuck me!

curiouselliot May 8 2006, 22:24:04 UTC

well, that is deifinitely one benefit!

jaspers May 7 2006, 23:39:40 UTC

I wonder who took the pictures for him....

curiouselliot May 8 2006, 00:38:27 UTC

Probably one of his happy-go-lucky beach-loving middle-aged male friends who likes to suck his small penis while he licks pussy

jaspers May 8 2006, 00:51:54 UTC

That's hot, isn't it?

acident May 8 2006, 00:00:10 UTC

im so jelous, i wish the man of MY dreams would contact me via the internet like that, GOSH your so lucky :(

curiouselliot May 8 2006, 03:00:41 UTC

Take your cock, tie a string to one end, and the other end to a doorknob, then slam the door 50 times in a row, repeat this for 2 years and you should be able to get some of my hot bitches e-mailing YOU!

polymorphous May 8 2006, 11:40:05 UTC

damn but that is wicked :)

curiouselliot May 8 2006, 22:28:45 UTC

The sad thing is I bet someone reading my blog is going to read that and actually believe that is how I made my cock so big.....and they will try the same thing and end up being found by their roomate, lying on the floor, bleeding to death next to a door with a severed cock-on-a-string attached to the knob.

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