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[curiouselliot]

Today my boss asked me what I do when I'm not working. I told him I just sit in my room most of the day.........CRYING

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[wadeinthewater]

I don't think I could top sassy love

[curiouselliot]

I could top you with my sassy love, babay!

[wadeinthewater]

how exciting!

[daz3d]

that seems a strange response from the wife, but an even stranger response from your boss towards his wife. I mean, wouldn't he know what her views are already? anyway, i'm going to be in manhattan monday (tomorrow) night for an interview on tuesday...can i meet [not so] little jared in person?

[curiouselliot]

I don't meet people I hardly know just so they can see my penis.

It is a privelege reserved for only a select few sexy and sassy fellers......

[daz3d]

can i make it so that you know me better than hardly? didn't mean to imply that i only wanted to see your penis.

[curiouselliot]

no.

you're not sassy enough.

Quiet = Gay?

[doctorgrant]

If that is true, about the quiet, than I'm the straightest homo there is. I like to talk and meet people.

[littlecrazycub]

lol, it amazes me that people could be that profoundly stupid. You should hit on your boss just to piss her off. ;)

[curiouselliot]

Yea, I told him one day, right in front of her, I am gonna do just that!

[littlecrazycub]

lol, what was her (and his, for that matter) reaction?

[curiouselliot]

No, I mean I told him that I was gonna hit on him and that when I did it, I would do it right in front of his wife...... I didn't actually do it in front of her (yet).

i know, it's confusing

[nihilicious]

good day. stumbled upon your lj randomly. now i may love you. uncertain, but leaning towards it. something about correcting the grammar in sexual IM's makes be hot. terribly sorry. horribly uncouth and all.

[curiouselliot]

Hey, correcting the grammar in inappropriate sexual IM's makes me hot too. In fact, I spontaneously orgasm.

SWEET!

[nihilicious]

Some grammar references that could be taken as sexual innuendo:

-dangling participle;
-switch from the passive to the active voice;
-well-structured verb cluster.

Just for future reference.

[curiouselliot]

You forgot alliteration!

Alliteration makes my pee-pee SO hard.