dearest everyone,

dont try slip n' sliding on the roof, mo matter how much its raining. all you will end up with is a bruised face and some really (reallyyy) wet clothes.

love,
shelleys purple cheek

if anyone comes across a youtube video of me peeing in the streets of thailand just let me know.


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i'm on a train back to london so that i can be on a plane to thailand so that i can be getting on with it all.

i miss my french boy. whatever, i have a french boy.

whatever, I have a hoodie with a cat head on it and its really cool. and i can't believe its february.

i saw the eiffel tower afterall.

i haven't seen the eiffel tower yet, but this is my roommate:


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you guys. i'm on a train to dijon and i'm eating a sandwich made with dijon. this is hilarious! you guys!

so kaci and i had a great time in madrid. she probably doesn't remember much because she was so wasted off of sangria the entire time, so don't ask her about it.


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its pretty hard to remember the memorable parts and impossible to explain the indescribable, but no matter. a few visuals anyway.


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The first three notes of the doors closing chime on the french trains sounds like the married with children theme song.

Out of the window I can see just the tips of the leafless trees and I love it. Out of the other windows the cows are all white.

I spent midnight in the middle of the snowy frozen lake sliding around and looking at the 2008 sky. I got lots of new years kisses, but that's just because everyone kisses everyone all the time in france. We threw melted lead into water to make predictions for the year and mine looked like a prehistoric fish/a prehistoric turtle ( Read more... )

so lets get really fucking philosophical and deep and talk about all those pesky problems ya got there.

ok, or HOW ABOUT lets ignore EVERYTHING and just FUCKING WHATEVER and use CAPITAL LETTERS whenever we feel like it!

am i going totally bananas?

oh no, its just my BANANA GUN OH MY GOD.


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